Drink. Piss. Repeat.

http://ishtarsaur.tumblr.com/post/34269479057/we-skip-sleeping-afraid-of-all-the-hours-that

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:46:58 +0800

http://ishtarsaur.tumblr.com/post/34269479057/we-skip-sleeping-afraid-of-all-the-hours-that:

We skip sleeping, afraid of all the hours that would pass by, and without knowing and without control, we are brought together in a warm embrace and wake up with our hair all messed up, and you still look at me the same way as the night before, and the night before that, and still call me…

ishtarsaur: It was a Sunday in your bed with the sheets all tossed and the dog between us and...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:43:32 +0800

ishtarsaur:

It was a Sunday in your bed with the sheets all tossed and the dog between us and hiphop music in the air, and we spoke of all the Sundays we’ve had with the sheets and the dog and hiphop music because we deny the coming of Mondays and the other days we do not name because we just look forward for the next weekend. Those Sundays we wished for time to just stop, because we always wake up at noon and we still call 2 PM meals as breakfast.

ishtarsaur: We prefer early morning talks drunk with beer from a cab to the bed because we can’t...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:43:30 +0800

ishtarsaur:

We prefer early morning talks drunk with beer from a cab to the bed because we can’t talk over things on perfect moments as a romantic candle-lit dinner wherein you need to say the perfect words and dress perfectly; because we only show who we really are and what we really feel when we are intoxicated and that’s the same feeling as falling in love.

The next day, we made pizza then we made love.

soolooxcoopter: therestlessdead: lord-kitschener: Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a...

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 11:08:47 +0800

soolooxcoopter:

therestlessdead:

lord-kitschener:

Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”

I would be able to support that brand singlehandedly.

why doesnt this happen

Reading now.

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 08:22:37 +0800

Reading now.

Photo

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 07:06:32 +0800

ishtarsaur: San Narciso x San Felipe Zambales, 2011

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:22:35 +0800

ishtarsaur:

San Narciso x San Felipe

Zambales, 2011

ishtarsaur: I’m playing football/futsal again (because I gained...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:22:33 +0800

ishtarsaur:

I’m playing football/futsal again (because I gained 13.5 lbs this year). :(

ishtarsaur: September Started playing the ukulele (I can play Here Comes the Sun na,...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:22:14 +0800

ishtarsaur:

September

Started playing the ukulele (I can play Here Comes the Sun na, yay!)

Internship starts tomorrow

School stuff: thesis proposal, case studies, papers and presentations

The boyfriend’s and mom’s birth month

Finished Murakami’s Norwegian Wood

No more soft drinks (My longest streak: 4 years, 2006-2010)

Learning more Excel functions

Jogging (?)

Learn to cook adobo (also listed in my SEPTEMBER 2010 MUST DO LIST)

thedailywhat: Samsung FTW of the Day: Back in May, on a lark,...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 19:43:18 +0800

thedailywhat:

Samsung FTW of the Day: Back in May, on a lark, 26-year-old Shane Bennett sent a message to Samsung via Facebook:

Hello, I have bought many Samsung products. I currently have a Samsung LCD TV, Samsung Galaxy S, Samsung laptop. I was just wondering if I could get a free Galaxy S3. I have attached a picture of a dragon I just drew for you.

Bennett was amused at the company’s reply, and promptly posted it to Reddit:

Thanks for inquiring about scoring a free Galaxy S III. Unfortunately if we gave a free S III to everyone who asked, we’d probably be out before they ever went on sale, and we’d go under as a company. That being said, your drawing of the dragon is epic, so we’re returning the favor. Please find attached a drawing of a kangaroo on a unicycle.

The kicker? Samsung kept in touch with Bennett, and earlier this week, he received his free Galaxy S III, personalized with his original dragon drawing.

Well played, Samsung.

[thanks, chris!]

herochan: Batrun Animation by Frank Macchia

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 19:12:34 +0800

herochan:

Batrun

Animation by Frank Macchia

Anong appliance ang hindi akin? Sanyo!

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 18:49:27 +0800

Anong appliance ang hindi akin?

Sanyo!

infamous-smiles: psych

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:15:08 +0800

infamous-smiles:

psych

Photo

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 14:20:17 +0800

thedailywhat: Turbaconducken of the Day: The inventor of the...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:55:53 +0800

thedailywhat:

Turbaconducken of the Day: The inventor of the turducken forgot to include bacon.

Oversight corrected.

[iwidk]

seanhowe: STAN LEE, CENTERFOLD (photograph by Eliot R. Brown)...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:50:45 +0800

seanhowe:

STAN LEE, CENTERFOLD (photograph by Eliot R. Brown)
When Stan Lee visited New York in January 1983, the editorial staff was at the peak of its yuk-yuk, hand-buzzer giddiness. They’d been shooting photos of each other in superhero costumes for some of the covers—several staff members appeared on the cover of the last issue of SPIDER-WOMAN—and now they were putting together a comic that consisted wholly of photos of intra-office hijinks. They wanted to include Stan the Man. Lee, the original ringmaster, jumped at the chance to pose for a nude centerfold. Marvel staffers photographed Lee with an oversize comic book covering his private parts; soon after, they received a call from his assistant in L.A. “Stan is wild,” said the assistant. “He should not have been naked for your centerfold. Please. Don’t.” (A Hulk costume was later superimposed over Lee’s body in postproduction.)

Text from the forthcoming MARVEL COMICS: THE UNTOLD STORY
http://seanhowe.tumblr.com/post/30043409444/coming-october-9-from-harpercollins-pre-order

UPDATE: Photographer Eliot R. Brown adds, “Stan indeed kept his fire-engine-red bikini briefs on—very business-like, I must add. You’d have thought he did this every day.”

punkgotfat: RESTORE YOUR IDOLS! the best damn shirt evaaar!

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:24:33 +0800

punkgotfat:

RESTORE YOUR IDOLS! the best damn shirt evaaar!

death-by-lulz: Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:20:50 +0800

death-by-lulz:

Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

Photo

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:03:18 +0800

lyssalovescookies: in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:03:11 +0800

lyssalovescookies:

in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed